India is a nation where PIZZA reaches home faster than ambulance and police. Here, you can get car loan at 8%, but education loan costs 12% interest. Rice costs more than Rs.30 a kg, but SIM CARD is given free. Here people worship Goddess DURGA, but kill their girl child. Winning shooters get Rs.3 crores as incentive, but if an army man dies shooting terrorists, he is given only Rs.1 lakh. Incredible India meri jaan.